News

Tremors Shake Up The Town Center

Last week, penguins were surprised to find thier favorite hang out spots in a mess after a serious tremor shook things up. According to official sources, an earthquake hit the Town Center on June 20, causing quite a bit of damage. “We´re not sure how it could have happend,” they said, adding it was the first recorded earthquake in Club Penguin´s history .

Rescue Squads reported no one was injured, but the Gift Shop and Nigh Club were damaged, leaving a large mess to clean up. Managers at both shops are thankful for all the help they had cleaning up, and are happy things aree back to normal.

Gary the Gadget Guy has installed an earthquake-o-meter that will help detect any quakes in the future.

 

LAND AHOY!

Rockhopper has been at the sea for over a month, which many sailors say is plenty of time to test the quality of the repaired ship, especially the Snow Cannon 3000.

“We decided the Snow Cannon 3000 would be the best way to avoid any collisions with the iceburgs. I´m interested to find out how it works,”said Gary the Gadget Guy who installed it. Look for Rockhopper on June 27.  To access his Captain´s Quarters, hunt for his key (if you don´t already have it); it´s hidden somewhere on the island.

 

IN FOCUS

Ski Lodge

Hello tour-fans, and welcome to another In Focus feature. Today we´ll be relaxing at the Ski Lodge.

¨Right o chaps, welcome to the Ski Lodge. After a hard day´s sledding, it´s an awfully good place to relaxe,” said our guide, who was terribly posh! “You can warm up your flippers by the roaling log fire, or enjoy a jolly good game of Ice Fishing,” she told us. With our fish rods and worms at the ready, we set off for a quick fish trip.

Fishing is all about patience, remember – good things come to those who bait!” She said laughing heartily. Then we took a peek upstairs at the Lodge Attic. “i say, let´s have a game of Find Four, what fun!” she guffawed.

“Jolly good game old chap!” smiled our guide. “But have you played SPEED Find Four? No need to concentrate – just put the counters in the grid as quickly as you can and see who wins. Such great larks!” she said, roaring with laughter.

 

Jokes

Q. What is big, gray, and has 16 wheels?

A. An elephant on roller skates!

-Iceygurl456

Q. What is the longest  word  in the dictionary?

A. Smiles because there´s a mile between each´s!

-Danni 881

Q. Why couldn´t the cheetah escape the zoo?

A. Because he´s always spotted!

-Gemz1394

 

Riddles

1. What has holes on the top, bottom and all sides but can still hold water?

-Kalleyy7

2. You´re stuck in a metal room with only a baseball bat. How do you get out?

-Pengyplesure

3. How was the Queen able to draw a straight line?

-Jimbo777